I've known user "bohn" for six years. Not once have they double crossed me. Until today that is. Bohn has a fascination with the Fate character Astolfo. In universe, Astolfo is known as the Rider of "Black," donning a short armored skirt and pink hair. Although Astolfo appears to be a woman, in reality they are entirely a man. Bohn has taken it upon themselves to emulate Astolfo. They dress in feminine clothing, wear knee socks, and recently have dyed their hair pink to match the character. I have seen bohn's Astolfo shrine, featuring several posters, figures, and a jar containing one of said figures. The most alarming feature of bohn's collection is a small Astolfo plush, dubbed 'Astolfo bean.' While innocuous at first, the plush appears to be dangerous, as bohn claims that this plush "sucks your ♥♥♥♥ and call you gay." I tried to ascertain the validity of these claims, for the safety of bohn, however, bohn grew violent and defensive of the plush, attacking me when I approached it.

you're gay lol the sequel

this guy is not an ally