Darren (On Bewitiched): The power of Christ compels you, ♥♥♥♥♥!
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The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
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Paul's Law:
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
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Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.
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There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
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Persistence in one opinion has never been considered a merit in political
leaders.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares", 1st century BC
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"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by mean of zeal,
well-meaning but without understanding."
-- Justice Louis O. Brandeis (Olmstead vs. United States)
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Populus vult decipi.
[The people like to be deceived.]
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+rep cute girl btw <3 xD

Best Girl gamer funny as ♥♥♥♥ ahhaha +Rep