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737.8 hrs on record (679.1 hrs at review time)
jorblorps erupting in gloopy cascades of quimpflazz tsunamiblobs across the vast glorpy plorbfields of warthunderthwomp, where your tankus-wankus-glorp belches fnorpblorps at zwimpflurps while the sky hemorrhages aerial shlorpaglorp from globs forged in recycled jibblegoo. every glorpmatch is a nineteenzilliondimensional borbleglorp where one sproinglegloop sends your panzerpluff spiraling into the gloamgloop with a melancholious "kerplorglorp" that slithers through your soulveins for eons of plufftime.

the grind? eternal jorblorpglory
Posted 27 November.
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Recommended
18.9 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 15 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
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Recommended
55.7 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
me like is good game yes
Posted 6 March, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
24.9 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
it would be nice if it didnt crash every 5 min :D
Posted 7 December, 2019.
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Recommended
416.3 hrs on record (85.7 hrs at review time)
Yes
Posted 1 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
33.8 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
vroom vroom
Posted 24 November, 2018.
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Not Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lame
Posted 8 August, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
Recommended
22.6 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
If you have alot of time, buy this. If you dont have alot of time, buy this.
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
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Recommended
5.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
I wanted to kill myself then i found this game. Now i dont want to kill myself anymore. 10/10
Posted 2 November, 2016.
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140.7 hrs on record (85.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good
Posted 15 February, 2015. Last edited 1 December, 2021.
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