Don't start chatting ♥♥♥♥ and then run off.

Er ist guter Junge!

-rep
After a good game in RL, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for an RL lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and cried. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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