Recent reviews by Saint Peter

Rust is not a game to me, it is a lifestyle choice, a spiritual awakening, and a legally binding emotional contract that has consumed my soul, because from the first moment I woke up naked on a beach holding a rock like a confused caveman philosopher, I knew I had found the one—Rust has taught me pain, betrayal, friendship, loss, and the true meaning of trust (which is absolutely none), and every time I log in I willingly subject myself to emotional devastation just for the privilege of existing in its cruel, beautiful world where my house is never safe, my loot is never mine, and my heart is permanently buried under a sheet-metal door; I love how I can spend twelve straight hours farming resources only to be offline raided by a man named “xX_PoopSniper_69_Xx,” and instead of uninstalling I whisper “thank you” to my monitor because Rust doesn’t just test your skill, it tests your sanity, your relationships, your sleep schedule, and your ability to forgive the unforgivable; no other game has made me feel such raw joy when I finally complete a base, such overwhelming pride when I craft my first gun, or such profound grief when everything I own is reduced to rubble while I’m at work pretending to be a functional member of society; Rust is poetry written in gunfire, romance told through betrayal, and love expressed via door camping, and despite the suffering—no, because of the suffering—I will keep coming back, wipe after wipe, death after death, fully aware that Rust will never love me back the way I love it, and that’s okay, because true love is enduring the worst parts willingly, and Rust is the worst parts, perfectly designed, endlessly replayable, and forever etched into my heart like a rock smashing a naked man on the beach.

bad