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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2019 @ 9:06am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 9:19am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 12:06am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 6:04am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 6:12am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 7:38am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 11:58am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2019 @ 10:57am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 6:04am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 11:27am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 1:51am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2019 @ 9:06am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 11:50am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 10:27am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 2:29am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 8:20am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 6:04am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 11:58am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 11:58am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 11:58am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 5:34am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2020 @ 6:46am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 6:28am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 10:19am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 6:04am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 11:52am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!