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Quelle fashion mistake. "It was really QFM. I mean painter
pants? That's 1979 beyond belief."
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
😵
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles."
-- Bastian B. Bux
🤤
May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard
versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
😫
Johnson's First Law:
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
most inconvenient possible time.
😯
<netgod> And once Diziet/CQ make the formal announcment that LSA
sucks, we can even reduce the Crisis Level rating and move
on to linuxfoundation.org .
-- #Debian
😘
I might be absent, but keeping my fingers crossed : )
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║*˚♥˛˚ღ •˚ ˚˚ ✰* 2015 羊年吉祥 *✰ ˚˚ ˚• ღ˚˛♥˚*
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英文新年快乐!:Happy Spring Festival!
日文新年快乐!:幸せなスプリング?フェスティバル!
荷兰新年快乐!:Gelukkige Festival van de Lente!
德语新年快乐!:Glückliches Frühling Festival!
法语新年快乐!:Festival Heureux De Ressort !
意大利新年快乐!:Festival Felice Della Molla!
俄语新年快乐!:Счастливое Празднество Весны!
葡萄牙语新年快乐!:Festival Feliz Da Mola!
║*˚♥˛˚ღ •˚ ˚˚ ✰* 2015 羊年吉祥 *✰ ˚˚ ˚• ღ˚˛♥˚*
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春节快乐!!新年快乐!!
║╚╝╠═╗╔═╦═╦╦╗║║║╠═╦╦╦╗╚╗║╠═╦═╗╔╦╗☆☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╬╚╣╬║╬║║║║║║║╩╣║║║╔╩╗║╩╣╬╚╣╔╝★☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
╚╝╚╩══╣╔╣╔╬╗║╚╩═╩═╩══╝╚══╩═╩══╩╝★☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
──────╚╝╚╝╚═╝☯✫✰★✰✫☯2015春★☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
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║*˚♥˛˚ღ •˚ ˚˚ ✰* ★2015 is gonna be wonderful!
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假如我是一个壕,
我也应该用丰满的钱包购物:
这被优惠季所打击着的蒸汽,
这永远汹涌着我们的悲愤的剁手,
这无止息地吹刮着的激怒的打折,
和那来自G胖的无比温柔的红信……
——然后我死了,
连账号也腐烂在vac里面。
为什么我的眼里常含泪水?
因为我对这+1爱得深沉……
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祝您+1愉快,新年幸福!