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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.4 hrs on record
Very fun. Last boss was very unintuitive, þough,
Posted 31 August, 2023.
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4.0 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
the carp stands up.
Posted 7 February, 2023.
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14 people found this review helpful
987.7 hrs on record (887.2 hrs at review time)
This game is nowhere near complete. Wait another few months to a year before getting it.
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Still nowhere near complete and it will cease updates after 1.4. It doesn't even have a wrap around map and it's still not being planned for.
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As of now, the game is in a better state at 1.7, however, being that this is the final update and that the game is nowhere near complete, I maintain my stance that you ought not buy this game.
Rather, I will suggest to instead buy Rule The Waves, which does the same thing but better.
Posted 26 January, 2023. Last edited 31 December, 2024.
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21.1 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
iz gud
Posted 21 November, 2022.
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608.8 hrs on record (536.3 hrs at review time)
I hate this game but I can't stop coming back to it. Maybe every 4 games is fun.
Stay below Battle Rating 5, honestly.

It's more fun than LoL, at least.
Posted 31 October, 2021.
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14.4 hrs on record
Definitely worth 15$, in my opinion.

The art's extremely well done and the story is well written, if a bit jumpy with it's tone at times. Actual conversations do that sort of thing as well, though, so I don't really hold that against it since they felt like natural conversations to me.

While I find it a bit odd that there are no true "Bad End"s, especially considering the mythologies that it's based in, I'm not going to complain. At the very least it couldn't wreck me like the beta routs for Katawa Shoujo did. Especially Hanako's.

Ai = Best Girl here.
Posted 8 May, 2020. Last edited 8 May, 2020.
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135.0 hrs on record (35.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 4 April, 2020.
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45.1 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

♥♥♥♥♥ in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the ♥♥♥♥♥ when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've been told it's not so neat,
To catch ♥♥♥♥♥ burning in the street,
But burning flesh, it smells to sweet,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded ♥♥♥♥♥ down in a pit,
Dow Chemical doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Rooks under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn ♥♥♥♥♥ will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing ♥♥♥♥♥ is lots of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

NVA are all hard core,
Flechettes never are a bore,
Throw those PSYOPS out the door,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.
Posted 9 February, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
I litterally cannot get enough Aki/Youka. They're too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute!
Posted 6 August, 2017.
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0.6 hrs on record
I want moar.
Posted 17 October, 2016.
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