biography and hackusations below, spooky tips n tricks!



hackusations :
adaxium : bryan why are u better than me, please take my sister's hand in marriage and stare at my mother's bum
alex (wankstain) : bryan I have accepted u as my overlord as my family are all manlets.
ben : mega epico awesome u are so dank at the game u must be using ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
g7ty3 : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mike blatant wall lol
KennyS (Not the real one) : You need a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ vac ban
snubb : nice aimbot mike

Everyone I matchmake with : reported ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so obvious aimbot, aimlock, wallhack you are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pro



aces done : 5000
clutches pulled off : over 9000, arrows in my knee.
rank : GLOBAL ELITE
age : 26

tips on being a pro csgoer (silver to GE) :
1. If you play european servers dont be anything but english because we are superior in everyway.

5. be me.

little bit bout ur boy biggie ♥♥♥♥♥♥ :
sup nigeor its me john sphincter coming at you like diaoheria from ur anuis but no ♥♥♥♥ bro i play csgo with my peeps all day spread love is the english way but the truth is that i used to be a director for machinima by the alias of hutch but they fired me due to many child molestation charges which I wish to state are not true and the "child" in question was actually a 14 year old chillean miner so it's not illegal it's just frowned upon in my closed gate cul-de-sac where I reside with many dead rockstars from biggie to MJ but that is beside the point.