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Go Left

Move to the left.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 11:55

Go Right

Move to the right.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 11:55

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 12:29

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 12:04

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 14:55

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 14:56

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 15:13

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 15:45

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Sbloccato in data 12 apr, ore 21:41

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Sbloccato in data 12 apr, ore 21:41

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Sbloccato in data 15 giu 2022, ore 11:54



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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