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Go Left

Move to the left.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 11.55

Go Right

Move to the right.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 11.55

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 12.29

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 12.04

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 14.55

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 14.56

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 15.13

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 15.45

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Avattu 12.4.2024 klo 21.41

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Avattu 12.4.2024 klo 21.41

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Avattu 15.6.2022 klo 11.54



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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