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1 person found this review helpful
23.5 hrs on record (23.4 hrs at review time)
So you've noticed for the past few months, this crazy game named "Undertale" keeps showing up across the internet. Now, in order for you to keep up with this unorganized fandom, you must always remember:

THESE GUYS WILL KILL YOU IF YOU SPOIL ANY PART OF THE GAMEPLAY

So hopefully, the only gameplay you have seen is regular battles, but if you've decided not to listen to the responsible people who have tagged "*SPOILERS*" or have seen any fanart of the important characters in this game RIP, you probably won't care as much about playing this game since you've probably seen most of things that matter.

With that said, if you like:

*RPGs
*Earthbound/Mother
*16-bit games
*Memes
*Plot twists
*Feelz
*MLG
*Dating simulators
*Teenage humor
*Furries
*Scalies
*Skeletons
*Multiple ending choices
*Computer science
*Animal Crossing
*Tumblr's acceptance of different kinds people
*Tumblr itself
*The movie "Spirited Away"
*Cool Dudes
*The Internet
*Classic jokes
*Long lists of reasons on why you should spend money on a game instead of food
*Saving everyone
*Killing everyone
*Creativity
*Ya boi Foxy Toby

You could probably spend $10 on this game, then finding out that you're actually spending $20 because you like the soundtrack so much. Or you can be a pirate and not pay for any of it, because you think you're above the law.







And for those of you who have beaten Bravely Default, you will find a deeper meaning to the story.
Posted 31 December, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.1 hrs on record
You get bonus points for being edgy

10/10
Posted 4 November, 2015.
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4.1 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
We all know you only came for Chao...


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Posted 4 November, 2015.
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4.0 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Play this while you pray for the latest Guilty Gear port
Posted 4 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
You've played Street Fighter all your life

You spent half of it watching anime

You enjoy memes

You like butts


This is Internet Waifu Fighter IV: Booty Edition


Now with men~
Posted 4 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
43.9 hrs on record (33.5 hrs at review time)
Now Mac can enjoy this amazing game where you can actually cut people and robots into many peices with the power of your electric sword and metal chin.
Posted 25 September, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
67.1 hrs on record (31.5 hrs at review time)
Chemical Plant, nuff said
Posted 23 September, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
69.1 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
It's like late 80s and early to mid 90s Nintendo, Sega, and Capcom came together to make this game. If that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will.
Posted 14 September, 2014.
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