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👠 Clementine 19 Apr, 2020 @ 12:20am 
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ? dies.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men
have mediocrity thrust upon them.
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

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There are always alternatives.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3

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A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and
observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As
they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump.
The doctor watches for a while and says: "Keep pumping, men, you may
yet save her!!"
The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my
understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water
from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and
6 feet high."
The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle."

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Big胆 11 Mar, 2016 @ 7:48am 
感谢你的刀:steamhappy: