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Recent reviews by ➚ Cheese

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295.8 hrs on record (229.8 hrs at review time)
Get ready to be howdy and rowdy!!
Posted 27 October.
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184.5 hrs on record (145.4 hrs at review time)
If you don't Rock and Stone, You ain't coming home. For Karl!!
Posted 18 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
107.4 hrs on record (94.6 hrs at review time)
Good run and shoot game. Main thing is learning the bullet patterns of the enemies and unlocking more items than weapons after you have a few good one. Google is your friend
Posted 16 August.
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12.6 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
It was like pew pew and then there was a aghh and then a BOOM! Ya' know whatz me means?
Posted 9 July.
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45.0 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Due to the nature of the game i shall give my review in Japanese:
皆さん、人間のオスとメスのポケモンの繁殖に関して、人間にとって最も相性の良いポケモンはシャワーズだということをご存知ですか?彼らは主に哺乳類で構成されるフィールドエッグ グループに属するだけでなく、シャワーズは平均身長 3 インチ 03 インチ、体重 63.9 ポンドです。これは、人間のペニスを扱うのに十分な大きさであり、印象的なベースを備えていることを意味します。 HP の統計と Acid Armor へのアクセス。彼らのほとんどが水ベースの生物学であるため、興奮したシャワーズは信じられないほど濡れているので、痛みを感じることなく何時間も簡単にセックスできるほど濡れていることに疑いの余地はありません。彼らはまた、乳首を隠すための毛皮を持たないことに加えて、引き付け、ベビードールアイズ、魅惑、魅力、および尻尾の鞭の動きを学ぶことができるので、あなたを気分にさせるのは信じられないほど簡単です.吸水と水分補給の能力を備えているため、十分な水で疲労を簡単に回復できます。このレベルの互換性に匹敵するポケモンは他にいません。また、面白いことに、十分に引き出すと、シャワーズを白くすることができます。ヴァポレオンは文字通り人間のペニスのために作られています。とんでもない防御ステータス + 高い HP プール + アシッド アーマーにより、1 日中、あらゆる形状とサイズの雄鶏を受け入れることができ、さらに多くのことを達成できます。
Posted 3 April, 2023.
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378.0 hrs on record (92.1 hrs at review time)
It's a good game but you cant even compare it to ¨Paradise Cleaning!- sex-loving family -¨ a fun loving game for the whole family. Id give it 5 sheckles out of 3 jews.
Posted 19 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
it should be a mobile game but bobs and vagene. Nice artwork, gameplay lacking after a few hours, quite grindy.
Posted 16 January, 2023.
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464.8 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying...

I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment.

She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition.

I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life.

And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water.
Posted 6 December, 2022. Last edited 1 June, 2023.
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259.1 hrs on record (193.9 hrs at review time)
Honestly just a bad game. I sometimes "you dont have the right O`you dont have the right" and honestly why dont I have the right?! Just buy it and try finger, but hole.
Posted 3 May, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,268.5 hrs on record (1,860.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
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Posted 24 July, 2020. Last edited 9 November, 2022.
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