ugly ♥♥♥♥ regrets being born ♥♥♥♥ ya dog

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deadset can't play csgo without scoping a corner the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick

es: I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

If whites aren't the superior race, then why is ♥♥♥ white? Think about it. The source of all being. The life-blood of the human race, the vital fluid we all depend on for sustenance...is white. Does this not indicate that the greatest among us are those who were forged in ♥♥♥, to the point that their skin was whitened? ♥♥♥ is not black or brown or yellow or blue, it is WHITE
And if white people are as virtuous as ♥♥♥ is delicious, then my allegiance is forever sworn to them.