It always surprised me, despite the world being round, you can find an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on every corner.

Religion is the drug of the naives, politics is the drug of the gullibles.

.. If you put a pirate in a ship, he loots the ship. But if you put a pirate in a town, he pillages (and plunder, scavenge, rape and burn) the entire town...
So, be pirate my friend, 10.000.000 bankers and businessmans can't be wrong..

Where is my cow? It's that my cow?