It’s not always about the money, Shpider-man... It’s about THE METS BABY LOVE THE METS ALRIGHT BABY LET’S GO GET A HOME RUN BABY LOVE THE METS LET’S GO METS.

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started kissing my neck, i felt his rock hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I really want a minion child. Like, straight from the womb, just a minion. How cool would that be? That would be fun. I love minions.

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Well, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught.

Down by the river on a Friday night
Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
Talkin' 'bout cars and dreamin' 'bout women
Never had a plan, just a livin' for the minute.

Kurwa, to jest zajebiste!

Tata, czy tata czyta cytaty Tacyta?

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The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

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BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.

people like you are why i cut myself

IF U CHEATED IN CSGO, I WOULDNT REPORT U CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT OVERWATCHED U!
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Yes, I am a ham sandwich. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my whole wheat soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute pastrami on rye!). We have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lot of friends in and outside of the foodom and I am pretty low fat and good looking.
But thanks anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go and watch your stupid anime ♥♥♥♥ while I spread mustard on my boyfriend.

happy birthday you wonderful motherclucker

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hi guys my name is will and im here to talke to u about marijuana i was a marijuana smoker for 15 yeers and i was once a kid and i thoght smokign marijuanas had no consecuences. however i couldnt be furter from the truth, after 15 yeers i was diagnosed with terminal cancer syndrome and told i had to stop smokign weed in 5 yeers or i would die. many people say taht weed does not has the ability to cause addiction, but this is very wrong!!! because of all the THC (toxic hemp chemical) in my bones my brain kept telling me to smok more and more weeds until i couldn't quit for 2 yeers, 2 yeers that almost cost me my life whats reely bad is that there are people in power like snoopzilla and wiz khalifa who promote the weedsmoking life style all im trying to say is taht u should avoid smoking weeds and if ur friends are pressuring u into smokign weeds maybe they aren't reely ur friends. thanks for listenings to my story and hopefully you will not make the same tragic mistake as i have did

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ok for one, "meow" is literally my catphrase (see what i did there?) whenever someone says "meow" on fb or something, i respond "HEY! that's MY catphrase" thing 2... i was so depressed at one point in my life that i tried to put myself into a coma by drinking too much water. it involved me watching too much robot chicken, and drinking from 3 full big glasses of water over and over without hardly stopping. i dont think it worked though because i urinated too much. good source of water though! ;D

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