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Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2011 @ 11:34pm

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 5:08am

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 5:05am

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2011 @ 1:31am

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 11:05pm

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2011 @ 7:16am

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2017 @ 12:44pm

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 10:52am

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 9:01am

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2012 @ 9:51pm

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2011 @ 7:24am

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2011 @ 2:51am

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2011 @ 8:51am

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 6:10am

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 9:38am

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2011 @ 3:21am

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 10:48pm

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2011 @ 10:35pm

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 4:43am

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 7:37am

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 11:14pm

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2011 @ 2:01am

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2011 @ 8:01am

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2012 @ 12:04am

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 6:04am

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:30am

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 5:20am

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2012 @ 10:04pm

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 6 May, 2014 @ 6:46am

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 5:22am

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2011 @ 8:26am

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 5:34am

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2011 @ 5:40am

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2011 @ 9:26am

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 9:28am

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2012 @ 4:47am

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2011 @ 4:19am

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2011 @ 10:31pm

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2011 @ 6:18am

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2011 @ 10:44pm

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2011 @ 11:57pm

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2011 @ 6:09am

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 8:47am

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2014 @ 12:01pm

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2011 @ 11:22pm

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2011 @ 3:09am

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 8:48am

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2011 @ 7:48am

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2011 @ 12:15am

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2017 @ 1:14pm

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2012 @ 11:59pm

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2017 @ 1:30pm

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 1:22am



LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
13 / 25

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
1 / 5

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
0 / 22

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
0 / 20

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
0 / 20

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
0 / 53,599

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
0 / 43

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.