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回報翻譯問題
Why do guys call their girlfriend, and why your boyfriend calls you cheap things,
like sugar, honey?
If they really love their lovers, they shoud call them expensive things like
Medical bills, mortgage, crystal mas, Jetstream, ElonMusk
Amber Heard's poop on Johnny Depp's bed
Due to the lack of funds
Scientific Found will be often delayed in the future
and yes, it takes a whole studio of Anthropologists and Psychologists to come up with a new gay thing about you but you didn't know until I tell you.
The reason you are still denying yourself being gay
is because
you haven't seen a shemale pretty enough to change your mind.
Here, some pretty for your leap of faith
:@VenusSunrise
@Evelynforever
@NatalieMars
@Izzy Wilde
@Bangtan Sonyeon Dan
@Justin Bieber
@Drake
@John Cena
Obese gay people like to say no
are you one of them?
Did you know you can pretty much answer every question everyone's ever asked by saying " Your mom"?
regardless of what others think
Your high school math teacher's new philippine stepmon might not be spider-man
but she'd still shoot white stuff on him.
never let him know how lucky he is by telling him the truth
If you are a nihilist or constantly having existential crisis.
You probably enjoy Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life or Me And the Birds by Duster
Hey! You all stop calling the owner of this profile page racist!
He is not !!!
and here are the reasons:
1) He has dark hair in his No No Area
2)He's phone is most likely black
3)He loves BBC Big Black Co....
Did you know why Issac Newton is known for " the guy who discovered gravity" and not for "the guy who invented gravity"?
Because he sucks and it's shown in his name
who t hell would name their kid "I suck“？
Procrastinating？
Remember！ Getting things done only makes room for more things to come!
Dont leave your comfort zone！
Life Hack 101
Did you know you can get free candy so easily?
Whenever you see a van parking down the street.
Don't be shy, go ask the owner if he's got any candy
He'd be lovely to invite you to his basement for free snacks, games, and free housing.
and you will get more if you are a kid or female.
and don't forget to mention that you have 2 kidneys, 1 liver, and 37 lungs!
and bronze 4 in League of Legends
and IQ 250
and no one is gonna look for you if you're missing
Found yourself lack of Motivation:>?
well, let me tell you something.
I used to be so fat, and I was ashamed of my shape.
So afraid that I couldn't even get out of my room because I felt like everyone would be judging my appearance.
Look at me now!
So fat that I can't even get through the door!
Why do men like you choose to be gay?
girls have that thing for pooping too, you know?>
It's Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you!
done, now beam me up, Spock
Did you know that you'll get hypersexuality when you are having a maniac episode when you are bipolar
feeling like watch porn 5 times a day
and sicence has found that masturbating 2 times a week incrases your life expectancy by 20%？
and which makes you logically immortal?
Stop wasting your life, go get your dream life
follow my successf guys's instructions:
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1) Uninstall Your Games
2) Turn off your PC
3) Go touch some grass
4) Go take a shower
5) Buy a rope
6) Do Erotic Asphyxiation
I'm a pro binge eater
Do you know what comes after binge eating?
binge pooping
You vs Shrek
1) Shrek is most likely uglier than you
You--1 Shrek--0
2) Shrek is more famous
You--1 Shrek --2
3) Shrek has a wife
You----1 Shrek---3
4) Shrek can sing ALL STAR
You--0 Shrek--5
5) Shrek is straight and you are an hidden gay.
You---99 Shrek--5
Congratulations！ You won！
Brad Pitt is Gorge Clooney's boyfriend, and he's been cheating with Tom Cruise/
Gay will say it's fake
How to cure your mental illness
1), Don't sleep.
--when you go to bed, you are most vulerable to your negative thoughts, stay up
if you really need to sleep, you'll sleep when you slip into a coma.
2).Stay inside.
if you stay in your room 4ever and never leave. nohing bad outside could happen to you
3), last but not least, be an openly announced gay
KFC's new chicken pizza, aka CHIZZA sucks
nothing like in the commercial
it's just a big fried chicken steak with melted chesse on it
Signs you have Alzheimer
1): You forget things more often
2): You lose the ability to count
3): You forgot you are gay
3): You'd strongly deny being gay
2): You forget things
Did you know that if we all stop paying taxes, the gov will eventually run out of money to make us pay?
So don't be afraid of IRS or Jail time
Be a pioneer, be a martyr！
Don't pay your tax!
I'm unemployed
Did you know in this day, you can basically bring all kinds of animals in public places,
as long as it's a certified " Emotional Supoort Anima"
say, some kid could really use some emotional support AK-47, right?
A legend once said:" A gay without an iPhone is not a real gay"
real, google it up
Did you know when a short person wave at you
it's called a microwave
When you go on an adventure or hiking , camping whatever,\
just rememer to install some weird apps and save some weird webs
in case you get lost, there are always some single moms in your area want to meet you
( ˶°ㅁ°) !! uwu
have i ever told u that u been my fav cosplayer?
everyday you wake up and dress up like a real man instead of those pretty femboy dresses you want in your closet
just want u 2 know that u r my fav pretty princess
uwu≽^•⩊•^≼
Moral Class 101
What would you do when you encounter and got stuck with some kind of stewpid annoying kids?
Well, before you do anything, just remember:
Kids are the future
Theore, today belongs to us!
Kick Punch, X+X+X, Y+Y+X
Spam Ultimate
Finish him！
Earth can't leave the solar system is because of the sun's gravity
Human can't jump out of earth is because of the gravity pull of your mom's orbit.
Greetings! Today I'd like to tell another exceedingly excellent your mom joke, if you don't wish to see it,
pls skip and don't clike the dark space to see it.
Our FBI agent said that you've been watching 40+ gay videos at home the whole time
which proves that you have nothing to do with JFK's assasination
Thank you!
Nirvana is more of a T-shirt brand rather than of a Music band now.
If you can't design a good looking t-shirt, just put Nirvana logo on it.
Every incapable designer does that.
Quiz!
1.______ I'm gay.
(a). Yes
(b). No
(c).Maybe
(d). leave blank
(e).Hell yeah
(f).You bet your as
Greetings. Today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent your mother joke,if you don't wanna see it, skip
I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese.
Shocking News！
Spongebob's name is Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob == 9 letters!
Squarepants== 11 letters!
and Spongebob has 2 big white teeth, looks just like 2 buildings, the twin towers!
Hence Spongebob is responsible for 911！
An Apology:
To all the straight males https://steamproxy.com/id/techanator hasn't molested yet.
Do not worry, he'll get to you shortly
Experts Warns:
League of Legends and Valorant Players should go to the nearest hospital and get tested for prostate cancer!
They'd dress up femboys and sell their as for rank carry
Study has discovered that
0 was 2024 years ago!!!!
feeling old yet? seems like Jesus just died yesterday am i right?
Horrifying Fact ！
Studies have proven that all males are g@y！
How?
Think
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Being a man = Being g@y!
1, Because you can breath, every breath you take, the air had been in other men's lungs.
2, You are male, therefore you have a Dk, meaning you have a man's genital attached to yourself
3, Everyday You see yourself in the mirror, no matter you like the face or not,
you have grown feelings for a man's face, love or hatred caused by love.
4, If you kiss girls, that means you kiss someone who likes boys, which makes you a boykisser.
5, You drink water, as we know, male body is 70% made of water.
6, You like money, means you are literally collecting pictures of other men.
7, You have eyes and you can see! means you are literally observing a world full of other men!
8, Also breath means you are literally inhaling dlllc particles
I was just typing when I realized
this isn't a
You are! Gay
Signs that indicate you are not straight [Boy Edition]
(1) You like BOYs
(2) You like Kissing BOYS
(3) You play Valorant
(4) You like Kamen Rider W
(5) You'd strongly denial whenever someone calls you anything slightly related to being gay.
Did you know in today's society, you can basically identify as anything and people have to respect your choice?
Yes! I'm not talking about things like I identify as a man, or as a woman.
----
I'm just telling you, you can identify as a robber, and come up to people, say: I identify as a robber, may I rob you now?"
And they have to say yes to respect you!
Some of you might know that I said things like Vegetarians can eat steak from a cow identifies as a vegetable.
I identify as a 300-pound man, and my name isn't Homer Simpson.
Life Hack Inspiration
If you fart at school, no one will care!
but if you sh!t on the floor, you will have a word with the principal~！
What does that teach you?
Nobody cares until you do something big!
Go big or go home!
Start it today!
go sh!t on the floor
Study shows
If you don't wanna go to work, or go to school today.
Just sh!t your pants,
sh!t your pants!
what are they gonna do? clean it for ya?>
I don't think so!
So if you don't wanna work, sh!t your pants and then go home, have a good day off!
Study shows
If you listen to Deftones
You are a BADBOY!
Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers？
Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.
And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....
NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美（茉城まみ）
Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!
Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.
For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"
It's another Friday!
As your mentor, I need to remind you that
You don't need fun to have alcohol!
And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!
Get Drunk 24/7!
Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.
if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.