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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 12:25pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 9:09am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 9:34am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 9:22am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 8:02am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 11:10am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 11:39am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 11:54am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 12:22pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 1:02pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 8:21am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 8:49am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 8:57am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 10:07am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 10:40am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 1:36pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 10:28am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 12:59pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 12:07pm



OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.