Recent reviews by stolenz

You wanna deteriorate your relationship with everyone in the real world? Play this game.

Beautiful must buy amazing story, engaging gameplay, and puzzles. I want to say something funny or like joke about it but i can't. The story is so indepth, and an ending that leaves me satisfied, but still with so many questions. This game is actually art and calling it anything besides that is a disservice to everything it has to offer.




and alexander has a small ♥♥♥♥ lol like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that ♥♥♥♥♥ got a tiny ass pee pee.

you ever wanted to be chased around by two naked men


well i got a game for you.

this game is like heroin, it hurts to do, detrimental to your health, and causes a plethora of psychological, and mental issues.


but you just can't stop doing it.

had fun commiting interplanetary genocide until my key got revoked from me because i bought this game from a lebanese credit card scammer

overall 8/10

i literally almost cried when this game ended

how the ♥♥♥♥ did i do that

spend all your money on this game

9/10

Good game, UPlay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. Would rather pirate this game from a child porn network, and run the risk of the FBI coming to my house and arresting me than use UPlay.

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great game

The only reason why I bought this was because I was too late on the Attila sale so I might as well just buy this scummy ♥♥♥♥.
First off I believe this "Blood and Gore" started in Shogun 2, but that game has so much going for it, and was a great game, so just a small DLC featuring blood in a game that is about war, was sketchy but no one really cared. Now Rome 2 is DLC ridden, and this is just shameful. Not only did they pretty much lock up the rest of the game, but they have to put a pay wall on something as generic as this.