There once was a maiden from stoneberry hollow, she didn't talk much but boy did she swallow. There was a big lance that she sat upon, the maiden from stoneberry who was also your mom.

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So there's this guy, who knew a guy who knew a guy, who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy's cousin, who knew a guy's girlfriend, who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a zoo keeper, and thats how I got crippling depression.

So there's this guy, who knew a guy who knew a guy, who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy's cousin, who knew a guy's girlfriend, who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a zoo keeper, and thats how I got this emote.