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I like men

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only girl you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between women. I'm just a girl. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

Attention: Effective as of 1/22/2022 as part of the profligate liquidation initiative proposed by the CDC and signed into law through executive order by the president of the United States, all Steam users with Sesame Street profile pictures will have their IP addresses pinged, their homes forcibly entered, their computer hard-drives confiscated and their persons placed into indefinite extra-judicial custody until the proper re-education facility is being constructed. Be advised that all retaliation will be met with lethal force.

Steam needs to allow users to add boobs to their avatars (Trigger Warning nsfw!!!)

I'll cut to the chase because you guys don't read comments longer than a paragraph. STEAM. NEEDS. MORE. BREASTS. And actually good ones that satisfy the average gamer. You know, like hentai mommy milkers. You know, abnormous Gongalongadonkerooos. IMAGINE scrolling through someone's profile and you see a user with a female avatar possessing massive breast. Masturbation will become 54.8% more efficient. Face it, why wouldn't you do this? Steam has porn games, so why should admins limit themselves to that? In addition, female users can express themselves more accurately to other users creating a more immersive environment on Steam.