you a hoe

Signed, just y'know, 5 years later

Rawr xDD did ☠☠☠ I scare u?? I hope I didn't 🙈🙈 bc RAWR mean "I love u!" In 🐲🐲 DINOSAUR!!!! XDDD 🎤🎧 send this msg to 🔟 of ur most emo 🔪🔪🔪 friendz! ⚰💊💉🎀 if you get 🔟 or more bak, u will be visited by 🔮🔮DAHVIE VANITY🔮🔮 from 👊🏻👊🏻💉 BOTDF!💉👊🏻👊🏻 AND HE WILL TAKE U ON A SHOPPING SPREE TO HOT TOPIC 😍😍🎧🎀 if u don't send this 2 at least 🖐🏻 pplz, u will be kicked out of the mall and ✖️banned✖️ from ALL HOT TOPICZ😖😫😩 so remember 2 send 2 ALL ur friendz 😹👌👥👯 and remember music is LYFE 🎤🎧🎶 IN WIT A BULLET 🔫🔫 OUT WIT HEARTS ❤️💛💚💙💜❣💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟 xDDDD RAWRRRR (that means I love u in dinosaur 🐲)

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

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Lego bricks are sexist as ♥♥♥♥ and everybody who uses them are sexist male scum that should die, the tubes fit into slots and thats how they fit together, but are there any hole to hole pieces? No. Any tubes to tube pieces? NO. And i'm so pissed that there has never been a transgender lego minifigure, or an asexual minifigure, or a Bigendered minifigure, and all the lego figures have the same molds, the same shape of body, wheres the diversity? Why cant there be overweight figures? Why not anorexic ones? Oh, because it would be dumb? ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ lego, ♥♥♥♥ everybody.