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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 10:30am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 11:16am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 3:04am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 11:22am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 12:25pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 12:51pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 8:14am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 5:59am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 7:17am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 4:43am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 3:35pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 2:18pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 8:11am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 5:07am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 8:41am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 8:06am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 5:04pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 7:34am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 3:35pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 11:38am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 10:20am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 5:04am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 11:31am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 3:35pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 10:31am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2018 @ 2:35am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 6:43am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 5:28am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 5:19am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 6:39am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 1:50pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 5:23am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 5:20am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 5:27am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2018 @ 3:11am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 4:57pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:04am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 4:51am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 10:05am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 9:51am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 11:45am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2018 @ 3:11am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 5:00pm



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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