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Sometimes I want to kill my team mates with a sledgehammer in real life and sometimes I wanna thermite the ♥♥♥♥ out of ubisoft but game is all right.

imma steal some ♥♥♥♥

Payday if it was good.

nice!

Ç̷̧̧̧̨̨̡̧̡̢̨̦̟͔̗̜̜̙͎̪̙͙̳̗̝̭̖͎̮̫͕͍̰̹̫̮͔̙̘̩͈̙̲̙̱͎̣͓͕̙̜͓̥̩̱̯̠͙̻̰̙̫̙̼̰͎̻͍̟̯̘͕̩̬͍̺̤̦͔̭̤͖͚͙̫̭̹͕̪̯̦̼̺̤͍̻̘̟̯͚͎̞̱̫̳͖͎͙̗̹͔͍͓̰̐̀̋͆̐̒̽͌̉͆̓͒̑͛͗̍̋̅̊̌̓͋̏͋̌͌͐̄̈́͑̂͋̅̉̀̐͌̀̽̾̌͌́̅̍̊͛̀̔̿̈̓͋̉̏͑̀̋̌͑̈́̂̉͊͒̉̑͘͘̕̕͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ ̴̡̨̡̛̛̛̛͕̳̮̠̯̭̤̱̰̿̍̔́̏͆̒́̎͛̈́̈́̽͌̃̇̎̍̀͋̍̅́͂̏̉̋̋̍̍͛͐̄̐̉̇̉͒̀̆̓̒̓͒̍̈̐̎͋̀͑͌̑̏̔͘͘̕̕̕͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠Ơ̴̢̢̨̧̢̢̨̢̡̢̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̹͔̝̻̩̞̯̟̱͖̩̘̳̫͎͍͎̬̦͓̞͎̲̭̙̥̺͕̜̻̰̱̗̖̭͔̥͉̝̫͖̪̹̯̥̙̱͎̳̪̯͓̹̪̣̬͍̝̰̫̯̳͓͚̞̯̰̱̻̭̥̠͎̼̰̳̯͕̫̞̦̞͇̝͙͖̤̝̞͉̟̟̙͖͚̤̮̗̜̘̹̙͈̪͈͉̖͙̻̲̳̬̥͎͓̪͙̺͖̖͙͔̲̦̯͖̫̲̙̻̜͚͇̗̲͕̣̦̲̱̟̙̤̙̰̪̞̭̱̙̜̣͚̥̰̝̥̫̮̙̜̳͉̬̖͓͉̽̈́͆̐̍̋͊̔̉̆͒̅̀̂͐͊͛́̆͌͑̈́̉̇̿̍͆͊̉̐̓̈́̌͋̔̾͆͂̒̇̎̈̂͒͊̀͑̇̐̍͆̌̈́́̽͂́́̓́̽̅̏̎̅͑̄́̽͋̒̇̀͋̾̊͆͗́̿́̄̔͌̏̑̊̅̌̋̋̀͊̇̌̑̉͊͌̐̏̾̉̍̿͗̔̓̃͌͑̃̂̃̆̈̄͆̈́͌́̏͒̍̔̀̅̉̍̓̈́́̉̅̊͛̐͋̈̓̀̓̅̐̀̀͂̀̃̒̈̀̏̃̈́̏͑̆̈́̃͗̔̄͗̊͗͑̉̅̃̾̾͐̅̈̂̓͋̓̓̈̒͌͂̐͐̐̒̾̽̀̎̀͆̀̒̅̈́̐̒͛͌͂̃̂̑̾̑̒̃͂̂̚̚̚̕͘̕̚͘͘͘͘̕̕̕̚̕͘͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̷̧̡̡̧̢̡̡̯̪̱͍̳͓̻̺̥͚͈̦͖̫̤͇̺͉̪͔̭͕̯̲̱̝̪̖̣͖̥͉̳̰̭̘̄̌̐̏̾̽̄̍́̓̐̇ͅͅO̷̧̡̧̨̢̨̡̡̡̡̡̢̧̡̧̧̢̡̢̢̯͉͚͔̝̼̲̰͍̥̜͇̰͇͖̥̻̪̹̻͓̟̣̮͍̳̦̪͚̗̫̤̰̝̘̲̦̭̮͚̠̖̝̲̤̮̖̥̻̺̻̯̯̖̮̼̻͉̟̣̳̺̦͎̪͇̖͔̰̘̮͕̠͚̟̞͈̟̼̻͓͈̤͇̖̬̜̻̤̤͚͚̞͔̙̪̦̟̠̦̳͚̲͇͓̞͉̣͈̪̣͚̮̼͎͎̻͙̗̬͍̜̻̖̬͍̬͎̠͉̤̻̥̖͍̹̪̘̤͇͉̲͖̯̳̲̣̻͇͓̳̬̟̝̠̗͚̙̝̩̯͈͍͓͈̪̰̯͖̻͔̲̤̜̠̪̤̮͇̳͕͎̺̣͕̤͈͚̣̫̣̱̣̞̝̺͎͇̺͈̲̣̠͇̯̺̯͎̪̜̖̘̝͎̻̫̱̘̝̳̙̜̙̗͎͍͓̒̅̀̈́̔͂́̋̇͑̅̀̆̌̑̔̐̀̅̄̓̈́͑̊́̕̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̴̧̡̨̡̨̧̧̢̧̨̢̢̨̧̧̨̡̨̡̧̡̢̧̨̡̨̛̛̛̛̪͓̳̠͔̯̬̤̙̖͇͍̤̼͉̞̞͚͇̖̫̣̜̳̜̭̘͔͉̮̝͎͕̪̖̻͈̪̰͈̫͕͔̜̻̲̪̲̫͓̲̘̱̮̰̰̭̘̙̣̙̖̺̘̼̳̩͙͖̹̻̬͕̺̯͙̪͕̰̥̣̤̪̲͙̮̻̺͚̦̥͔̝̰͖͉̯̫̲̬̝̺̬͉̹͍̘̯̬̺͔̜̗͓͔͉͉͈̤̞̜̖̠̱̯͓̟̲̲̭̰͔̯͓͓̳̣͇͍̮̝̬͕̜̮͍̺͔̺̙̩̯̥͔̳̼͈̯͈̠̪̘̮̘̝̙͚̤̞̹͉̯̜̱̖̥̹͍͉͖̞͙̳͚̤̲͎̣̳̩̠̱̹̟̰̟̗̲̤̫̣̪̬͇̻͎͍̖̰̫͇̖͍̺̩̦̝̦̼̩̮̗̺̬̩̦̬̖͚̪͖̣͇͍̩͈̰̲͒͊̏̑́̇̅͒͑̀̈́͒̈́̉̑̈́̈́͗̾̎̀̄͆̎͛͗̊͊͗̋̂̽̏̾̋̃̔̌͌̍͒͂̈̔̀̽̇̄͐͑̌̿̊́͗̂̇̏͊͒̇̃͐̓̃̈̀̃̆̍͗́̓͑̽͒̓͂̑͑̔̑̔̃̿͐̽̀̂̔͊̀̈́́̒̆̊͑̂̈̽̂̓̄͂̂͛̊͗̂͋́̒̓̏͂͛͐̋̋̚͘̕̕̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅK̶̢̨̡̧̡̢̨̡̛̮͇͖̞̤̗̫̖̩̦͍̫̪͖̬̙̦̟͖͙͙͎͎̹͇͎͕̙͎͕̘̙̟̻̭̟̺̺͙̠͈̰̲̦͍̠͍̦͇̖̻̯͉̤̹̪͇̱̪͈͖̹̮̜̦͍̜̜͕͕̳͓̮̙̮̱̖̹̥͙̥̹͔͎̣̲͉̞͈͙͖̮̠̤̼̖̘͎̺̲̳̳̞̤̟͚̬̙̘̜̪̰̥͎͔͍̣̻̞̹̺̲̩̲̜̭̩̺͖̼̗̘͍̱̈́̒͛̈́̀̀̎̈́͛͘̕͜͜ͅͅ ̶̻̜̜͙̼͌̈́̍̌̎̂̓̔̌̎̄́͗̂͌̎͋͌̾̉̎̐͛́̂̾̀͂̈̃̓͛̐͐͊̍̽̈́͛̿͗̋̃̒̈́̈́͗̐͆̎͊͛̈̐̊̈́́̃̄̌̔̓͒̎̋̆͋̾̕̚̚͘͘͠͝͝͝͝͝Į̶̢̡̡̧̧̡̡̨̛̛̙̪̲̦̼̙͉̞̙̮͇͉͈̟̜̹̗̦͚͈̜͚̲͖̙̳̠̮̦̻̥̣̗̝̰͉̱̼̮͇̬̜̙̟͔̪͚̲̙̯̱̩̤̣̭̄̿̾͑̄̌̂̑̈͊̎͆̒̾̓̓̈́̀̉̽͋͋̒͛͑̑̇͂͑̊̀̈̉̃͋͑͆̍́͐̅̇͑̌́̓̊̄̈́̔̔̓͒̌͊̔̋̇̄̈́̊͌͊̔̓́͛̈͑̿̑͒̇̋̉́͌͋̓̉͊́͑̊̾͌͊̓͂̃́̓̇̀͆̀͋͛̿̅͑͂́͆̑̋͂̉̌͋̏͛̌̓̒́͐͂́͛̀̈́̒͒̏͐͂̈̚̕̚̚̕̕̕͜͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̡̧̨̧̨̧̧̡̢̢̧̧̨̨̢̡̢̡̡̨̡̧̨̢̢̡̛̛̛̛̛͉̬̞̯̖̜̤͉̥̣̝̗͉͖̭̟̪͙̟͚͇̘̱̣͙͈̻̘̺͍̮̩̺̯͉͍̩͕͇̫̖̗̞̮̤̮̺͖̣̳͎͎̩̖̺̠̦̻͇̪̜͉͚̣̟̣̳̤͚̱͔̯̥͎̘̤̯͇̫̙̪̰̼̣̖̤͚͕̦̙͎̼̜̺̺̗̖̤̖̟̺͓̭͓̪͚͔̱̟͉̹̹͙̻̹̺͍̬͍̘̯͔͙͇͇̠͔̠̺͚̱̼̤̣͚̺̟̝̖͙̘̲̼̹̣̖̘͚̠̳̱̝͎̪̘͇͚͍̺̭̤̼̰̩̦̰̪̰͍̩͉̳̩̙͓̭̳̼̦̭̠̪̙̮͈͎̫͙͓͎̻̣͇͉̹̳̥̫͈̳͇̪̳͈̫̤̞̝̼̗̲̼̰̠͚̺̞͓̦̹̻̺͚͖̜̜̟͉͇̤̰̤͓̫̥̮̲̲̖̯͙̭̼̳̮̰̬̟̳͚͈̻̬̰̹̫̰̒͐͌̈́͐̊̌̈́͌͐͒̐͒͆̑͋̓͒̾̅̒̆̂̀̓͂͐̀̂̿̋̐̓̆̌̆̇̉͑̋̊̅͆̈̾̈́̐̆͐̃̈͒̎̇̀̀͊̐͛͂̏̀́͗͗͊̈́͒̉̆͒͊̍͑̈́̀̎̃̅̆̽͗́̓̏̅̓̈́̃͗̽̈͗́́͛̓̂̿̇́́̇̃̀͑̆͛̑͊̇͊͛̈́̊͐́̃͌͂̏͊̅͋̔́̓͋̈́̉́̉͑̂̌̃͗̈́̐̽͒̏̀͋͊͆͋͛͊̆̉͑̓͆̔̀̀̔͐̊̏͋̎̈́͋͌̔̋̽̈̾̄̑̈́͆̒͋̔̌̍̈́͊͌̿͂͒̅̓̏͐͗̄̇̎̎͛͗͆͊̐͊̈́̓̾̅̈͐̋̌̐̍̂̓̀͊̆̏̏̃̆͌̅̏̏͗̍͌̄̈́̾̆̀̈̅̑̓̿̿̉̏̆̓́̀̄̂̏̈́̂̀̉̕͘͘̕͘̕͘̚̚͘̚̕̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅẺ̶̢̢̨̢̨̨̡̨̢̡̢̛̛̛̩̭̰̬̩̜̦̬̗̘̮̫̪̻̠̻̼̙̠͔͔̟̝͔͔̪̤̞̘͔̘̰̙̫̙̘̪̘͚̩̜̠̬̞̲̼̼̥̜̟̭̝̙͎̪̜̯͚̘̖͖͍̟̭̼͓͙̪͙̼͈̰͚͍̤̳̭̱̘̱̠͔̙̝͖̥̥̰̖͈̩͇̞̬̞̻̯̞̬̥͉̗̬̘̫̜̠̺̪͈͍̞̪͚̘̞͙̼̙̪͓̤͉̦̞͈̺͙̫̖̖̪͔̱̥͉̞̪̥͖̥̼̹̲̱͙̈̔͑̔͗̔̿͛͛̋̉̽̉̎̈͛͋̎̈́͛̍̆̃̓͒͑̓͒̈̊̀́̎̀̄̓͛͗̈̈́́́̽́͂̈́͋̈́̀̾̂̀̀̿͊̂̾̄̄́̈́̈̾͐̒̔̀͛̂̅̆̃̈́̈́̎͐̊̃̃̎͊̄̍̐̈́̋͆͒͋̉̆̈́̌̍́̈́̽̈́̂͂̅̍̏͂͘̚͘̚̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅ

After Rambley said that he likes trains, I expected to get hit by a train. It made me feel paranoic, 10/10 horror game

I had issues with launching the game, Avast is very angry on this game and it took 3 installs and local files verifyings , but I got it to work. And oh boy , its good. This game is unforgiving and if you underestimate yourself or will be too confident , you will die. Maps are too bright or too dark. This is the first that forced me to stay calm like I am actually a swat member in that situation. Submertion is insane. Even though you can play in multiplayer , solo game is also viable but you will need to deal with junky ai of your "team" in comander mode.

Allways funny to troll your friends :)

Great game! I lost the final round and lost $1100000 without getting an achievement.

Don't let UI scare you. Anyway axe goes CHOP CHOP