Etiquette is for those with no breeding; fashion for those with no taste.
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As of next Thursday, UNIX will be flushed in favor of TOPS-10.
Please update your programs.
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Conformity is the refuge of the unimaginative.
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Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero
... must drink brandy.
-- Samuel Johnson
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course,
you are an exceptionally good liar.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
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My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
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Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.
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It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.
-- Kevin White, Mayor of Boston
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+rep good player