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F*cked face.

You know, they DO look like loss.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:17pm

sv_cheats 1

Not really unexpected for you to do this.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:39pm

Start the Game.

You started the game, or you haven't, or maybe you thought about it and didn't.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:04pm



Authorized Personnel Only!

Fixed so it won't softlock your game anymore.

There was a knife?

Ignored the knife, or didn't even know it was there, in the prologue.

Get Bullied

Wow, you stole Ci17 AND the intro to Alyx sequence too?

And it crashed...

Programmed in one last crash, for old time's sake. Two. One or two more crashes.

CONE

Warning, may contain more polygons than any character models.

DEVY

Tilt your head back and laugh.

Down to Business

Pick the shotgun up before venturing into Ravenholm.

Betrayal

SeT cOuRsE fOr BoReAlIs

This is where you get on.

Gord-ception.

The Seven Hour Chore

God that was a mess.

Fresh Out of Basic

Finished bootcamp.

game SUCKS

i go to bed

In God We Trust

😂😂😂

M203 Mastery

Shoot down the gunship in Act 1 Canals.

Pvt. Dirtbag

Deceased.

IHATEGLASS

IHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASS

Death by Claymore

All you had to do, was follow the damn cable Mitchell.

You Should Really Stop That

Interact with Larry 30 times.

Karen

Take all the children from the factory.

You Monster!

You raised them for 17 years just to do THAT!?

The Wrong Way

You went the Wrong Way.

Just To Be Sure Freeman Isn't There

Check every corner of Black Mesa East.

Another Blow to the Face

The crowbar just didn't cut it.

Refund!

Beat the game from start to finish in under 2 hours.

No Refund

Play the game for 2 hours.

Can't Really Say I Like Him...

Destroy the Dr. Breen statue.

Play Hunt Down the Freeman at 3AM?????

NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!

This is the part where you meet Joe.

He gave me the flu when I was working on the game. :c

100%

I add a new achievement every time someone posts that they have all the previous achievements

Give a Little Bit

Even in the Quietest Moments

No Weapons

Follow Joe's original instructions.

Sneaky

Avoid waking up the antlion guardian.

Work in Progress

Carry the infamous cone to the very end of the game.