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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 3:24pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 6:21pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 3:37am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 6:41pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 3:53pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 12:43pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 4:32pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 5:06pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 5:10pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 5:43am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 3:33pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2016 @ 1:29am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 12:06pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 11:25am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2016 @ 11:10am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2017 @ 10:06pm

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 5:45am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:01am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 12:44pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 5:10pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 6:52pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 6:21pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 10:33am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 3:20am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 2:24pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 6:21pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 6:58am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 6:10am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 7:27am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 8:59pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 5:37pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 12:39pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 9:40am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 10:02am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 7:07pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 9:49am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 5:03am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 3:49pm

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 8:23pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 10:43am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 8:59am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 3:44pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 10:50am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 10:02am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 10:00am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 11:30am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 6:38pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 5:42am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 4:38am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 10:24am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 7:06am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 8:02am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:41am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2019 @ 10:16am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 4:50am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:23am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:13am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2021 @ 4:13pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 11:22pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:00am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 2:19am



Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!