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This is absolutely, positively, the best CoD game ever made. At least in my opinion. I got it when it was on sale for $20, and I cannot recommend it enough. Almost every aspect is great, except zombies. Other than that, loved it.

This is quite possibly the worst game made with Unity FPS Kit.

Let's start off with this game's music. The title music is a 15 second loop of auditory AIDS that sounds like it was made in Garage Band. Seriously, I could make better music by slamming my hands on a piano. Drake of the 99 Dragons has better music than this. No joke. Once you get into the game, the music goes from absurdly loud to almost inaudible. The developer of this trash must've been fùcking drunk because there is no way a sober person listened to that music and thought, "That sounds good!" My point is that the music sucks.

Next, let's talk about the weapons and gunplay. This game has the audacity to let you buy new weapons, even though there is virtually no point in getting them because the unity asset SMG gets the job done in just 4 hits. I'm pretty sure the person who made this is a 9-year-old who just hopped off of Call Of Duty: World War 2 because he thinks that the, "Thompson SMG" is actually a thompson. It barely resembles a thompson itself. Now, onto the gunplay. DEAR GOD. Imagine playing Call of Duty one day and you try to shoot someone, but they barely react to the bullets you fire into them and they just drop on death with their broken ragdoll physics. In fact, I'd even go as far as saying that Aliens: Colonial Marines has better gunplay. Good job Masked Forces, you just made me compliment Aliens: Colonial Marines.

Now let's talk about the graphics. These graphics would have looked bad in 1999. There are no shadows, the textures are poorly compressed and must have been taken off of Google because they do not fit in this game AT ALL. Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing has better textures. Oh, and it doesn't help at all that this game was made in 2017. Seriously, the textures are so bad that the game could run perfectly on Windows 98. You should be surprised that I'm actually referring to them as textures, because I'd go as far as saying that calling what you see on the models, "textures" is the biggest compliment you could give this game.

Conclusion, this is the worst game made on the Unity engine I've ever played. If someone gave me the choice between playing this or having to cut off my testicles, I'd be reaching for the knife before they would be able to finish their sentence. Do not buy this abominable steaming pile of horse shìt. FreezeNova also thinks that we must be rètarded because you don't even need to buy this game when you can play it for free on CrazyGames.com. FreezeNova, if you're reading this, I have one last message to you. STOP MAKING GAMES. JUST. STOP. THEY'RE FÙCKING TERRIBLE.

And with that, I end this review.

Here is my experience with Verdun so far:

>Launch Game
>Join Squad in frontlines
>Meet a german officer
>Follow him into trench
>we defend pretty good
>I try flanking the enemy trench
>I leave officer behind
>he has to attack the trench alone
>a few minutes pass
>I go to the trench to check on him
>he's on the ground screaming
>I see his leg next to him
>I tell him he's gonna be okay
>"I will avenge you Mein Truppfürher!"
>more artillery
>I die
>I'm proud
>proud that I joined officer in the afterlife

9/10

Can we make one good FNAF game?
FINE. ONE.

7/10

It's basically Call of Duty: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Warfare

3/10
Steam needs quality control.

It's about a 9/10

I love this game, it's the perfect sequel to Ben and Ed. My only problem is that it takes 5 centuries to start the game.

This is litteraly me everytime I play this game:

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-|- DOOR ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(ง'̀-'́)ง OPEN DOOR ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)------- CHICA ¯\_(ツ)_/¯





If you like this tactic of "Turn your volume up so high if you get jumpscared and go deaf i'm not paying your medical bills"

As I like to say,"This will require some serious surgeoning" ^^

It no work



PROOF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Thanks for ruining CS:GO, valve. Nice try attempting to copy Overwatch's business model of "we're getting rid of the old game forever so you have to play this new, graphically 'superior' one."