Recent reviews by VirtualLife2Dmain

If you enjoy murdering random things with a shovel, other objects or even guns, in this game you can kill cats, people, kids, immigrants, osama ben laden and weird cow demons then this game is for you, there are so many ways to kill them like a good shovel to the face, shooting them until their explodes, blow them up, slice their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ limbs apart, set them on fire the posibilities are endless, with this game you will apear like complete psychopath by killing random bystanders for nooo reason, and if killing is not to much you thing then 1. get used to it and 2. thats not all there is to this game, you can also be gimp, buy food, pissing on people this game has it all.

Do you enjoy hours of pain farming your character when you just realized that it would be easier to use the best feature in the game: ctrl-x; if you do then this game is for you, do you enjoy killing punny peasants for fun since their too poor to have anything, or maybe you prefer buying weapons and cheating your way through every battle by pressing ctrl-f4, or perhaps you rather marry some unfaithful ♥♥♥♥♥ that requires you too go across the damned land just to get her a stupid that is held by some peasants but when you get there you realise that the has been attacked and that you need to fight off 4,000 bandits just to buy the damned flower for 1,000 gold, or maybe you prefer go to multiplayer and create a discusting character and call him/her Lickingballz xoxo and then get destroyed by people that have clearly started playing this game when they where in the whomb of their mother, well if you enjoy all of that then you will love this game.

If you are ever in the mood for have your self estime go down to the bottom of the ocean because you are on a killing streak of 7 and your friend is on a killing spree of 57 with his camp spot and his sniper rifle than this game is for you, this game allows so many cool fitures such as, gassing the bastards in front of you with poisunus gas, shooting at random through gas, stabbing mofos in the face with your bayonet, getting kill by a million mortars comming straight for you, get stuck with that class that nobody likes; this game is a lot of fun, especially when you shoot at random through some godamned smoke and actually hit something. In this game you can play as both the Entente Forces or The Central Power, its kind of disappointing that its only the first world war and not the second, i think it would've added a lot to be able to play as hitler's army. As a whole i had a lot of fun playing this game and killing other people.

If you ever wanted to be in a post apocalyptic world full of discusting and nasty creatures such as, bugs, ghouls, children and old men this game is for you, i had a lot of fun killing random animals, creatures, and other "human being" i always enjoyed cutting and smashing up their limbs after, the fact that you can kill unarmed civilians like U.S. police is a blast and the fact that you can cut up their limbs afterwards is so much fun, also having the possibility to kill anything that stands in your path like Donald Trump with his electoral votes is such a blast, you can kill anything: dogs, humans, oldman, women, kids, ghouls, weird big mutant things, and all of that to "I dont want to set the world on fire" by "The Ink Spot" makes you feel even more like psicho then before and with the console commands no one will ever get in your way

The fact that this game includes dragons already bought me in the beggining, but when i played it oh boy was i in for a treat; mountains to explore, dungeons to plunder, bandits and gentle civilians to brutally murder, and animals such as chickens to assasinate with my dragon priest summon was just a blast. In the end im super glad i got this game, it made my life.

If you want to play a MOBA that will give you more cancer then Hiroshima and Nagasaki when the bombs dropped then this game is for you. I enjoyed signing on and feeling like playing a simple game just to get paired up with incompetent, and not your language speaking idiots who think their penis is their 11th finger. But i think what i love the most about this game is when you get into one of those said games and do amazing but still lose and get reported by your jaja team, and get sent into a low prio game. Low prio is a place between the 6th and the 7th layers of hell, and once you entered said zone you will never return, because that place is filled with jajas and people who eat bricks. Dota ? they should've called this game "♥♥♥♥ You". So like i said if you enjoy hours of therapy and recurrent dreams about pudge hooks, and Ricky back stabs, then this game is made for you.