Recent reviews by pimalo

The first time I played with the thing was when I was a kid. It feels good to play with the thing again when you're an adult and know what to do.

I was surprised to discover that in 1996 someone tried to save Egypt from aliens even before Sam Stone did.

Pros: you'll be touched by housemaids
Cons: you'll be tickled by scary clowns

Grossly underpriced game.

I PE'ed.

Hark! Pray lend thine ear, for 'tis a noble exemplar of bumpkin marksman, mine gallant brethren.

Pre-purchase the delayed edition and play the game 4 days later than everybody else.
It's called Space Marine because you press [Space] to roll. And you have to roll all the time to Hydra Dominate enemies.

I asked the Rogue Doc for augmentations. He made me walking tank. Sick! I asked him to upgrade my dog. He cut off all its limbs, spine and head. What a basdack!

Orc town, just left orc town
With my reaver, she just took a witch down
Yeah, that reaver spike a witch down
Yeah, that reaver eat me out

Два эпизода ждешь встречи со своим работодателем Юрием, в итоге оказывается, что это женщина.