pünkweight2001 ®
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Osaka, Japan
all screenshots are from my own gameplay.
> FILM [letterboxd.com]
> OSU! [osu.ppy.sh]
> ANIME / MANGA [myanimelist.net]

The human mind is the last frontier.

> achievements [completionist.me]
> film [letterboxd.com]
> tv [www.serializd.com]
> league [u.gg] > valorant [u.gg] > overwatch [www.overbuff.com]
> FACEIT [www.faceit.com] > twitch [www.twitch.tv] > youtube

freedom is the obedience to self-formulated rules.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute cookies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I do not perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Albania with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ♥♥♥♥, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the BBC. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on holiday in Australia, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Jimi Hendrix.
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all screenshots are from my own gameplay.
> FILM [letterboxd.com]
> OSU! [osu.ppy.sh]
> ANIME / MANGA [myanimelist.net]

The human mind is the last frontier.

> achievements [completionist.me]
> film [letterboxd.com]
> tv [www.serializd.com]
> league [u.gg] > valorant [u.gg] > overwatch [www.overbuff.com]
> FACEIT [www.faceit.com] > twitch [www.twitch.tv] > youtube

freedom is the obedience to self-formulated rules.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute cookies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I do not perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Albania with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ♥♥♥♥, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the BBC. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on holiday in Australia, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Jimi Hendrix.
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𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐇 ᯓ★ 24 May @ 3:52pm 
   :yellow_dot::yellow_dot:   :yellow_dot::yellow_dot:   
:yellow_dot::atomical::atomical::yellow_dot::atomical::atomical::yellow_dot:
:yellow_dot::firtree::atomical::atomical::atomical::firtree::yellow_dot:
:snikorb::yellow_dot::firtree::rabiSleep::firtree::yellow_dot::snikorb:
:snikorb::snikorb::yellow_dot::shrub::yellow_dot::snikorb::snikorb:
:kb_heart::snikorb:   :yellow_dot:   :snikorb::kb_heart:
   :kb_heart:         :kb_heart:   


𝖬𝗒 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽,
𝖨 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗐𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄𝖾𝗇𝖽,
𝖧𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 !
𝖤𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗒.
𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐇 ᯓ★ 21 May @ 1:53pm 
   :simplepinkheart::simplepinkheart:   :simplepinkheart::simplepinkheart:   
:simplepinkheart::atomical::atomical::simplepinkheart::atomical::atomical::simplepinkheart:
:simplepinkheart::atomical::hrt::atomical::CloudZ::atomical::simplepinkheart:
:CROSS2::simplepinkheart::sadfaye::ROTTR_fire::colinfacepalm::simplepinkheart::CROSS2:
:CROSS2::CROSS2::simplepinkheart::p2cube::simplepinkheart::CROSS2::CROSS2:
:Pura_Syega_Wide1::CROSS2:   :simplepinkheart:   :CROSS2::Pura_Syega_Wide1:
   :Pura_Syega_Wide1:         :Pura_Syega_Wide1:   


Mʏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, :platypus:
I ᴡɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ, Pᴇᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, Fᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀxᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, :cozytf2mug:
Hᴀᴘᴘʏ ɢᴀᴍɪɴɢ. :floppy:
𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐇 ᯓ★ 14 May @ 3:32pm 
   :pg_heart::pg_heart:   :pg_heart::pg_heart:   
:pg_heart::atomical::atomical::pg_heart::atomical::atomical::pg_heart:
:pg_heart::atomical::hrt::atomical::atomical::platypus::pg_heart:
:CROSS2::pg_heart::sadfaye::atomical::atomical::pg_heart::CROSS2:
:CROSS2::CROSS2::pg_heart::atomical::pg_heart::CROSS2::CROSS2:
:Pura_Syega_Wide1::CROSS2:   :pg_heart:   :CROSS2::Pura_Syega_Wide1:
   :Pura_Syega_Wide1:   :rosefaerie:   :Pura_Syega_Wide1:   


M𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑, 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘! :we_are_your_children:
𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑛, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦, 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓... :pinkflower:
𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐇 ᯓ★ 7 May @ 4:00am 
:summer2019trees2::CROSS2::rosefaerie::CROSS2::kb_heart::CROSS2::CROSS2::CROSS2::CROSS2::yellow_dot::CROSS2::summer2019trees2:
:shrub::blooming::CROSS2::CROSS2::snikorb::CROSS2::CROSS2::mana::butterfly::CROSS2::blooming::shrub:
:shrub::shrub::firtree::pinkflower::sadfaye::CROSS2::CROSS2::platypus::pinkflower::firtree::shrub::shrub:
:shrub::shrub::shrub::shrub::shrub::SurfWaves::SurfWaves::shrub::shrub::shrub::shrub::shrub:

Mʏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ,
I ᴡɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ɢᴀᴍɪɴɢ !
Eɴᴊᴏʏ.
𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐇 ᯓ★ 1 May @ 2:50pm 
   :we_are_your_children::we_are_your_children:   :we_are_your_children::we_are_your_children:   
:we_are_your_children::CROSS2::CROSS2::we_are_your_children::CROSS2::CROSS2::we_are_your_children:
:we_are_your_children::pinkflower::CROSS2::Pura_Syega_Wide1::CROSS2::pinkflower::we_are_your_children:
:atomical::we_are_your_children::pinkflower::MirrorMaker_Star::pinkflower::we_are_your_children::atomical:
:atomical::atomical::we_are_your_children::42blocks2::we_are_your_children::atomical::atomical:
:Implo::atomical:   :we_are_your_children:   :atomical::Implo:
   :Implo:         :Implo:   


Mγ deɑɾ fɾiend, :sadfaye:
I wish γou ɑ wondeɾful dɑγ ! :pinkflower:
Mɑγ this dɑγ bɾing γou joγ ɑnd love, :pg_heart:
The pleɑsuɾe of living in ɑ positive vibe, doing whɑteveɾ mɑkes γou hɑppγ. :amethyst:
𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐇 ᯓ★ 27 Apr @ 5:36am 
   :simplepinkheart::simplepinkheart:   :simplepinkheart::simplepinkheart:   
:simplepinkheart::CROSS2::CROSS2::simplepinkheart::CROSS2::CROSS2::simplepinkheart:
:simplepinkheart::pinkflower::CROSS2::CROSS2::CROSS2::pinkflower::simplepinkheart:
:atomical::simplepinkheart::pinkflower::stray_B12::pinkflower::simplepinkheart::atomical:
:atomical::atomical::simplepinkheart::p2cube::simplepinkheart::atomical::atomical:
:Pura_Syega_Wide1::atomical:   :simplepinkheart:   :atomical::Pura_Syega_Wide1:
   :Pura_Syega_Wide1:         :Pura_Syega_Wide1:   

𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑, 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝘩 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑑! :blooming:
𝐸𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝘩𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑛. :sadfaye: