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chad   Michigan, United States
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/@splashingwine

I've played Counter-Strike since 2017 started CSGO and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSGO days. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Lou Sputthole 14 Feb @ 6:45pm 
This guy GoOoOOOns
La Emperatriz 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27pm 
bad wh
dunk$ 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27pm 
a walling tiny nut virgin LoL -- wash your hands you simp
gled 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm 
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Zulukus 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:38am 
+rep from faceit
floppy 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:28pm 
signed by floppy >.<