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This physics in this game are unintuitive and retarded which is essential for a game such as this.

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Played it for ~7 hours until I got an FPS drop/stutter issue. Closed the game and attempted to reopen it and now it refuses to reopen no matter what I try. Amazingly done once again Ubisoft. I applaud you.

EDIT: I figured it out. You can't play the game with ExpressVPN connected. Ridiculous. I believe this is a UPlay issue but that doesn't make it any better.

EDIT 2: 40+ hours in and I'm still having the FPS drop issue. Sometimes it goes away on its own and sometimes it doesn't. Unacceptable.

Monkey brain likes watching dirt disappear

This is honestly worse than I could have even imagined.

- Download Thalassophobia mod
- Choose Mime
- Become God

Beans are fragging.

I have stayed up until 4 AM every night since I started playing this game.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that me and my friends once played this game for 15 hours in one day.

good game

After playing the much better looking, running, and all around everything Dynasty Warriors 8, I just don't want to even play this game. Just do yourself a favor and buy Dynasty Warriors 8 instead. It's also on Steam and works just as well if not better. I don't know how 7 and 8 can only be one game apart but this game looks like it came out on PS2 while 8 looks like an actual recent game.