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You, me, gas station, what are we getting for dinner? Sushi! of course, UH OH there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by fish, HORNY fish, you know what that means, FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gonna fight it, bear fight, Bare handed, bare, naked? OH Yes Please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. dance, dance, revolution, revolution? Overthrow the government? UHH I THINK SOO. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, White out?? Which I didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned INTO the sun, AUUHH OHH LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKIN IN. BDUHIDH!:? FMWVV ?%# NDH{>MEGEUGD

Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.

Back in black...