stop cheating!

OMG, this guy owns butterfly

One time I was walking and two cars crashed nearby and a 3/4 inch thick metal rod flew out and went straight through the my temple and out the other side of my head, spraying about a quarter of my skull out onto the street. It must have destroyed a nerve center or something ( idk much about brains) because I barely felt anything as I calmly walked to the nearest hospital about half a mile away, keeping my head tilted to one side so that what remained of my brain didn’t fall right out of the gaping hole in my head (this was after I painstakingly picked up all the pieces of my skull that came out so that I could keep them as a memento). The doctors replaced the giant hole in my skull with a metal plate, and I’m fine now except whehrf fushskdh;)4tuhfrusbbbbbnbbd shdjdndd

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+REP, thanks for the trade

+rep likes nuts