WALL OF RANDOM QUOTES

Lets keep those helmets flying

Old habits die hard, Old soldiers never die.

You can keep your medals, you didnt make the cut.

Even in dark times, we can not relinquish what makes us human.

You know, Its funny. When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, the red flags just look like flags.

It doesnt take a genius to realize the world has problems. But it takes a room full of morons to think theyre small enough for them to handle

Zootopia is easily the best animated comedy about racial discrimination that I've ever furtively masturbated to in the back of a movie theater -Mark Hill 2016

When Mark isn't overthinking cartoon rabbit sex, he's on Twitter. He also has a book.

Its called a 「STAND」 sweetheart

Shear Heart Attack has no weakness

Roll 1. Its rape. -Everyone

I got the information from a reliable source, that janitor! -Spazbot 2016

My friend collects hats from jobs he's never had -James 2016

I wish I had Stockholm Syndrome -Spazbot 2016

Were you going to listen to v a p o r w a v e in sunday school?

Go fast, Eldritch Blast

Can we study the bulge on Roadhogs Toa skin?

I roasted you so hard my mic fell down

Come take this lightsaber ♥♥♥♥ you sith ♥♥♥♥♥

I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about Franklin and his worthless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life

I need the voice actress for Wanda to do an ASMR of Ann Franks vagina descriptions

Weapons grade autism

I kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ love the face mandy has when her ass gets slapped.
- Spazboi 2k17

I need these batteries to finish charging cus I wanna puff fat clouds -me like a dumbass

I will lick your Spiritual Foreskin

Great, Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dos'ed us

The abbreviation is WOOD which is also Boners

Im Cybertrons favorite butch lesbian

Oh great Im autistic

This is why I hate overwatch, cus this is what it does it appeals to the Samoan Strength fantasy

What did I tell you about making your brother ♥♥♥?

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American Boys

Goober on the Go!

Man these Mcnuggets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck, I hate my son!

Did you use me as a scapegoat for you buying a dildo?!

Im James and Im leaving Dead Air for Prego Meat Sauce

I wanna play Naruto

Coraline I will pay you 500 united states dollary doos to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill me

At that point you're just Logan Paul

Its not Team Fortress 2, its Team Fifi 2

I just don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care about anything these days. Not even a single ♥♥♥♥ will be produced. People say get married and have kids but I would feel evil for bringing something into existence in this toxic world. The things people do for fulfillment are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic attempts.

Im not paying money to date ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

The american dream is in my back left pockets

The Don wasnt allowed at Barberas funeral because hed grab her by the ♥♥♥♥♥

There's a glitch in the matrix where every dog I make eye contact with ♥♥♥♥♥

If people can call Rey a Mary Sue, then I can call Brigitte one. Its my god given American right.

She put the fear of God into my boner

I get alternative comedy, I've watched adult swim

Falling is just getting vored by Gravity

If you cant take the heat, stay out of the Build-a-Bear

Tongue tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit

Waluigi's 3 Character Traits: Greedy, Cheats, Uncircumsized -Spazbot

The Heavy told me himself, that I have the big PP

Language splits the world into distinct pieces, while music unifies us

Ted Bundy watch out, a spy

Its not like Im sayin theyre better off dead... Im just sayin the best part of dying is you dont have to live anymore

"Its canon that god is dead in the Mario Universe" -Zach Hadel

"Roadhog is someone who I didnt realize was a character until I saw Rule 34 of him" -JoJo

Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station To Station?
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication

Were one tard wrangler away from being a special ed class -DBD on Dead Air

Face front, hang by your thumbs, keep thy webs untangled, and wherever you go, whatever you do, keep marching with Marvel! We hate to travel alone! Nuff Said!
Excelsior!
-Stan

"So like is your ♥♥♥ more viscous?"
"Nah ♥♥♥♥♥, its like, red"
-Joey to Adonas

"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... Prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom noone ever seemed to have thought about the double-barrel
shotgun." -Terry Pratchett

"So this is what you call a 'Minecraft'?"
-Thanos

It's times like these I like to think of what my father told me "don't son that gun is loaded"!

There's no sensation to compare to this, suspended animation, a state of bliss

Oh now it makes sense, look, theres Otacon.

Ah yes, the four genders, Rookie, STALKER, Veteran, and Master

The only people that werent asians at one point are Blacks and thats why nobody wants them.

Youre going to hell because you sold your soul to be good at TF2. And you deserve it -Duke Luca Abag

I wonder if he means ♥♥♥♥♥♥ -Nick

Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back
And laugh

If you would like to join our jamboree, there's a simple rule that's compulsory, mortals pay a token fee, rest in piece, the haunting's free. So hurry back we would like your company

"Live long and shine on, in your own unique way, except if you're gay."

- Christopher Christian Christine Ricardo Weston Magi Chan Sonichu Prime Boleyn Commodore 64 Chandler

You don't make it as a cyberpunk by how you live, but by how you die

Nobody gained anything, nobody learned, all we got was more weight than we knew how to carry.