Nani the fumk did you just fumking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fumk out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fumking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fumker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life..

Why is this guy so hot and manly? I have wet dreams with him every night. Yesterday I dreamed I was a ranged creep and he was trying to last hit me. As I tried hard to juke him into the woods, he hit me from the back a few times and kept chasing me, I could tell he was getting really excited. His teammate support came out of nowhere and stole the kill, but as I died I still had enough enough time to grab onto his manhood and scream my last words: CS LUL

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