Recent reviews by Isaac Bypass

shoot the bad guy

"Oh, look, I'm not dead."
After being shot millions of times, a bunch of Anti-Material Rifle shots in the head, falls from a cliff and you say that?
Nice one, Follower-Chalk.

♥♥♥♥♥ the review stuff. Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time in Brooklyn, two survivors were trying to survive. Their names were Fuzar and Isaac Bypass. They've died multiple times, but eventually, they've stumbled into the end. Well, they didn't complete it fully.. the only challenge they've had is to reconnect something so the gate would open up for Fuzar, Isaac and Mickey (yes, that's his name.) Once they got there, unfortunately, the little object was stuck. So, Isaac had to turn on sv_cheats so he could get it. He typed in "noclip" in the console and pulled the thing out. He typed in "noclip" again in the console, away from the objective to play it fair. Once they've got there, they picked it up, but it was stuck and it gravitated away from the objective. Then, it got stuck again.
Isaac said "♥♥♥♥♥ THIS I'M KILLING MYSELF." He hit K and clicked, therefore, his character died, and he quit the game.

The end.

Long story short, the gameplay is good, really gives the realistic feel of a zombie apocalypse.
But it's quite buggy. I've wasted 3 hours on this campaign with my pal and it got bugged, so we had to quit. It was the end as well.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fix this ♥♥♥♥♥.

(i'm still recommending it, though. it's beatable..)

The water kills me.
The fat guy kills me.
The druggie-like guy kills me.
The emo kid kills me.
My friends kill me.
Karma kills me.
The buff person kills me.
Jumping off a building kills me.
Throwing a gasoline filled bottle kills me.
A guy with a huge arm kills me.
A humper kills me.
A lady that shoots digestive acid kills me.
A lady with long hair that cries kills me.
A car kills me.
A gas can kills me.
An oxygen tank kills me.
A propane tank kills me.
A river sends me into hell and kills me.
Mods kill me.
Hanging from a ledge and losing my grip kills me.
The workshop kills me.
Reskins of buff people kills me.
Explosive bullets kill me.
Insane civilains kill me.
Jumping into a pool of fire kills me.
Losing my grip from a half of a foot and sliding down kills me.
Going to places where I shouldn't be at kills me.
The bots kill me.
Admins kill me.
Vote kicked off a game, then jump off a bridge into water, which kills me.
Being shot at as a zombie kills me.
Propellars kill me.
Explosions from a gas station kills me.
Jumping off the hospital kills me.
The Expert Witch kills me.

You're never safe.

A game where you can become a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to Emily.
SPOILER : that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rejects you in chapter 4 and chapter 5 if you don't talk to her.

I love this game.
I come back for more.
I also typed in my username on steam and I got a Binding of Isaac picture.
I love that.
So much..

..that mother.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..

Emily is Away simulates the Windows XP experience and you and Emily get older and older every year.

Have I mentioned you still keep your Windows XP in the end?
You keep it.
Come on, get a better computer.

Oh, also this game takes a half and hour to beat. ( 20 minutes if you take the aysshole way. )

I honestly love this game.
It's a game where I can send my own teammates or go solo (which is misurable).

i've never been so happy to say
"YAY LET'S MAKE WEED"

i wont lie to you, i dont enjoy this game as much anymore