God i want Samwise. I want to wisen up to his gamgeeing i just want him so bad. It disappoints me to no end that there isn't any secret sex scene in which Frodo, Gollum, and Samwise have a three way in front of Sauron. Surely they could have added some super hidden steamy scene with Samwise and Frodo after collecting all mithril bricks and defiling the grave of Gandalf the Grey in some sort of demonic 3am ritual. I can only hope that there is some sort of anniversary update where i can finally fulfil my taboo Lego desires in all their glory. Please Travellers Tales, this is a cry for help; i don't know if i can continue on without hardcore Samwise on Frodo Lego fan fiction where they get married using the one ring that rules them all.

Sincerely - the critically acclaimed 2012 masterpiece Lego lord of the rings 2024 fanbase! (PRAISE J. R. R Tolkien, MAY HE RISE AGAIN)

P.S: THEY DID Boromir DIRTY HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT, HE COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE THREESOME!!!!!!
(Maybe in the anniversary fanfiction update they can find a necronomicon and revive him for the Frodo frat party!!!!!!)