Progresul realizărilor lui Janitor pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 20:05

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 20:08

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 19:44

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 19:40

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 18:53

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 19:42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 20:34

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 14 apr. 2018 la 9:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 10:35

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 12:02

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 15:17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 15:41

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 14 apr. 2018 la 8:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 15:05

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 20:30

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 15:41

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 12:07

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 16:01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 15:41

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 14 apr. 2018 la 10:16

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 12:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 14 apr. 2018 la 10:54

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 13:29

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 18:43

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 18:43

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 15:42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 14 apr. 2018 la 8:31

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 14 apr. 2018 la 9:05

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 13:18

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 11:56

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 4 sept. 2019 la 20:49

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 20:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 20:34

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 18:56

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 9 dec. 2018 la 13:12

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 12:07

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 20:32

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 14 apr. 2018 la 8:13

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2018 la 18:57

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 16:25

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 9 dec. 2018 la 13:34

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 15:59

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 15 apr. 2018 la 15:18

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 31 ian. 2019 la 13:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 1 sept. 2019 la 18:48

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 4 sept. 2019 la 21:37

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Obținută la 11 sept. 2019 la 19:29

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Obținută la 12 sept. 2019 la 10:36

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Obținută la 1 sept. 2019 la 16:40

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 1 sept. 2019 la 19:24

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Obținută la 4 sept. 2019 la 21:35

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Obținută la 12 sept. 2019 la 10:15

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Obținută la 12 sept. 2019 la 9:55

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 1 sept. 2019 la 16:27

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

23 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

22 / 30