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ㅤ* A man walks into a surgery. "Doctor!" he cries. "I think I'm shrinking!"
"I'm sorry sir, there are no appointments at the moment", says the physician. "You'll just have to be a little patient."
ㅤ* A guy goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. The owner tells him they don't sell wasps, to which the man says, "Well you've got one in the window."
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
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