"Hey See That Kid Over There?...He Looks Like An Alien!...From Trapezoid" - Alex Jones, 2016

"Red and Blu make purple, we must now have babies" - Bluedisc, 2016

"I don't know why rust tried to Suck my toes, but that really made me question his loyalty" - Ayden "The Dingle" Burgers, 2017

"This game is so good with mods, and so are you. Well, plastic mods. ♥♥♥♥...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - ClockSource, 2017

"conniptions: gimme that link again
red: lemme find it B
conniptions: ok C
red: Legit Link [i.imgur.com] there you go D
conniptions: thanks E
red: Anytime F
conniptions: i love you G" - Chat, 2017

"clocksource: Now I love you.
clocksource: I take you on nice walks
clocksource: I even let you sit on my face sometimes." - Chat, 2017

"Some days your pee-pee Hurts, just remember you're not O.J. Simpson." - Braxton Dixon, 2017

"RED: It's fine, just imagine what it would say :D
RED: If you want to
Crimzone Pegasi: "Pegasi is the bestest person ever and I wanna ship him with myself"
- Chat, 2017

"I have Xenophobia kid...because i'm afraid of the Xenoverse." - saJ, 2018

"Sometimes i shoot up the Xenophobia, so it's less Xenophobic." - saJ, 2018

"6:51 PM - Crimzone Pegasi: ♥♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF OUT AND TURN YOURSELF INTO A PROSTITUTE SO I CAN MURDER ♥♥♥♥♥" - Crimzone Pegasi, 2018

"Look at your sexy body...with those two wheels." - Saj, 2018

"Ayden: See my cage is slightly higher than yours, so i can assert dominance over you." - Ayden, 2018

"His beauty, His grace: Gone; but he can still sit on my face- What?!" - Ayden "The Zed Slayer" Burgers, 2018

"Nobody licks Red, but me!" - Ayden "The Zed Slayer" Burgers, 2018

"Move you stupid FROG. When i kiss you it makes you UGLIER." - saJ, 2018

"I'm gonna play rock, paper, scissors with daddy. Aw, he doesn't like me." - Ayden speaking to a pipe, portal 2, 2018

"I want tits." - Ayden, 2018

"Hey, Red! Y'know what else is a Sin... Being a C U N T." - Ayden, after being informed Pride is a Sin.

"Number 15: What's crawling in my scrotum?" - SaJ, 2019

"I met my wife while she was unconscious on my bed" - SaJ, 2019

"When i was egg i ate four dozen lads every morning to help me grow HAIR!" - Tait, 2019

"I'm gonna castrate you and send you to Hell" - SaJ, 2019

"May this holy hand slap the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ out of you" - SaJ, 2019

"I have a Tin Penis." - Crimzone Pegasi, 2019

"...Instead of firing rockets it shoots missiles." - Tait Cooper Shaw, 2020

"Hey Tait what's it like being an anime girl?"

"Well, I got big tiddies." - Crimzone and Tait, 2020

"I'm so drunk i could crash my car parked. - Gallup, 2021

"I'm a very gassy individual." - Gallup, 2020

Gallup: "I have a final solution."
Crimzone Pegasi: Kill myself?"
Gallup: No, that's Plan B." - Gallup and Pegasi, 2020

"WHY ARE YOU DRIFTING SO MUCH?! YOU'RE NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOY-CON!" - Tait, 2021

"You know how to make lizard people in Wizard 101?!" - Crimzone Pegasi, 2021

"Oh, you know, that Dr. Pepper commercial where he just goes hye" - T.C. Shaw, 2021

"I swear to god, I thought it was horse semen." - Tait Cooper Shaw on glue and how it's made, 2022

"I like cheese." - Eya Eyaura, 2023

"What's the secret to spanking the monkey hard?" - Gallup, 2023