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Norway 
Meg: Mom!
Lois: Now honey, your face smells fine.
🤣
Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote. Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his
wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
🤓
I don't get no respect.
🤑
Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's
the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just that a city
with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather robust for poets, who
prefer daffodils and no wonder.
(Mort)
😘
<sct> Anyone want the new supermount? :)
<klogd> whats new aboutit
<sct> klogd: It cleans whiter than white. :)
-- Seen on #Linux
😬
Lispers are among the best grads of the Sweep-It-Under-Someone-Else's-Carpet
School of Simulated Simplicity. [Was that sufficiently incendiary? :-)]
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]
😷
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╰━━━━━━━╯ sorry bro...