dunco müller's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:56am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:58am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 3:48am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 6:14am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:50am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:56am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 2:25pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 8:16am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 6:06am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 8:45am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 5:49am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2018 @ 9:51am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 6:06am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 11:30am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 6:17am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:52am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 5:32am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:46am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2017 @ 7:12am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 6:51pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 3:52am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:36am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:39am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 8:16am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 3:45am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:08am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:01am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 6:12am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:27am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:57am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 3:49am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 5:36am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:59am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 5:14am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 8:45am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 8:45am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 5:14am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 8:45am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 8:45am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:54am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

14 / 30