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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:12am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:47am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:12am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 1:20am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:59am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:04am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 1:50am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:54am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:47am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:32am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:13am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:07am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:14am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:02am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:35am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:06am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:58am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:53am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:08am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:45am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:34am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:43pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:20pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:53am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:30am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:53am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:01am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:40am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:43am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:39pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:12am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:10am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:21am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:20am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:06am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:31am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:01am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:20pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:51pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:43pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:35am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:06am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:47am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:55am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:46am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:11am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:47pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:30am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:45am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:47am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:13am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:57am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:27am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:56am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:56am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:11am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:37am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:31am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:02am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 10:32am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 9:48am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:32am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:15pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:14am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:14am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:34am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 4:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:36am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:09am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:12am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:00am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:50am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:15am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:40am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:19am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:11am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:36am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:13pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:59am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 10:09am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:58am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:21am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:06am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:00am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:07am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:38am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:24am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:21am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:06am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:54am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:07am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:00am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:56am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:43am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:09am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:14am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:03am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:59am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:38am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:43am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:20am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:03am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:07am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:08am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:06am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 1:05am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:33am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:18am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 1:04am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 2:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:14am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:28am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:22am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:37am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:05am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:55am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 11:36am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:39am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:42pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:06am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:23am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:09am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 11:36am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:51am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:40am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:42am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:41am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:43am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 12:24am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:39am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:32am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:11am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:26am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:05pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:48am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:24am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:24am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:06am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:06pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:13am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:00am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:57am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:01am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 11:36am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 11:36am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:27am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:17am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:33am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:40am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:58am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 10:42am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 12:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 10:49am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:39am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:24am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:50am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:26am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:17am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:47am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 10:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:48am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:42am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:38am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:16am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:00am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 12:38am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:13am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:59am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:38am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:24am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:50am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:26am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:26am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:08am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:40am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:43pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:11pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 10:42am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 12:38am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 10:49am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:07am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:25am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:49am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:50am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:26am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:26am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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