+Rep Good at Sniping Very Nice - Get F*cked!!! xD

One day, I really had to poop so bad. So I sat down on the toilet, and the poop raced out of my innards. It felt good, better than usual. But as we know, all good things must come to an end. So when the poop stopped streaming out of my butthole, I was depressed because the feeling was over. So, casually I reached for the toilet paper and there was none left. This was no bueno because it wasn't a dry poop, so I couldnt just pull up my pants and go get toilet paper. No, this was liquid napalm. It also happened to hit the water so hard at such a high velocity that poop and pee water managed to splash up into my gouche and sack. I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Suddenly, my dog, attracted by the odors of my poop, came into the bathroom in search of the smell. After some deep thought, I made the executive decision to use my dog to clean my buttox seeing as my only other option was to wait for my mom to get home from work. My dog took an L that day, but his sacrifice will never be in vain.#RipSparky2014-2017

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

I have literally never commented on someone's page before but this man is a true blessing and I will never forget him

+Rep god nice ✌