L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + ♥♥♥♥ sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be: Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees north, 80 degrees West Ships Name: "The Angels Fist" , Three-master, 28 cannons flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right

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congrats on the successful top surgery princess... <3 Mommy loves you!

Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have back luck in relationships for the next 10 years

oh jacob i love tekken so much jacob and chica I love fnaf and tekken

Good man, he has been in my life for over 19 years. We've grown together, played together, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ together, and nothing can separate the connection that I have with this man. He is an unbelievable builder, capable of building the next arc for us to escape. Nothing would make me happier than seeing this man grow and thrive in his life. He is a man of honour and respect, and he's got a killer bod on top of that. He is the most handsome man I know. But be warned, he has a dark side that you don't want to see. He will hurt you if you say anything bad about his porn collection. He is a dangerous man. Respect his porn and he will respect you.

Alright, just hear me out, man. Futa isn’t gay

A guy and a girl smashing is 50% gay because there’s one pp, but there’s also a pair of tits and one cooch in there, right?

Gay porn is 100% gay because there’s 2 dudes and 2 pp's, and 0 tits and 0 vaginas in there

Now bear with me, Lesbian porn is 0% gay but 100% lesbian because there’s 0 pp's but 4 tits and 2 coochies.

Now, Futa porn has 2 hermaphrodites, 2 coochies, 4 tits, and 2 pp's making futa 15% gay. Therefore, Futa porn is actually less gay than regular porn.

Admit it, it’s sound logic.

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Alright, just hear me out, man. Futa isn’t gay

A guy and a girl smashing is 50% gay because there’s one pp, but there’s also a pair of tits and one cooch in there, right?

Gay porn is 100% gay because there’s 2 dudes and 2 pp's, and 0 tits and 0 vaginas in there

Now bear with me, Lesbian porn is 0% gay but 100% lesbian because there’s 0 pp's but 4 tits and 2 coochies.

Now, Futa porn has 2 hermaphrodites, 2 coochies, 4 tits, and 2 pp's making futa 15% gay. Therefore, Futa porn is actually less gay than regular porn.

Admit it, it’s sound logic.

Good man, he has been in my life for over 19 years. We've grown together, played together, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ together, and nothing can separate the connection that I have with this man. He is an unbelievable builder, capable of building the next arc for us to escape. Nothing would make me happier than seeing this man grow and thrive in his life. He is a man of honour and respect, and he's got a killer bod on top of that. He is the most handsome man I know. But be warned, he has a dark side that you don't want to see. He will hurt you if you say anything bad about his porn collection. He is a dangerous man. Respect his porn and he will respect you.

Did someone said CHRISTMAS?

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-rep greasy ate all of my hotdogs

doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

shut up im still a pimpled virgin

:( i'm being abused by 15 year olds

1v1 me columbine, guess who will win
























my name is eric by the way

nice roleplaying, brony. learn to have fun with video games instead of being so aggresively inentionally braindead

I can feel your gaming chair vibrating with angry all the way from here

-rep didnt solve the mystery on the brown attackings

hey italian boy somebody was talking ♥♥♥♥ about you.i had your back tho, they said you love ♥♥♥♥ meat sandwhiches but i told them thats not true cause you dont like bread.

sorry i dont get the minecraft reference. Maybe cause im not some fudgepacking ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that plays gay ♥♥♥♥ like that lol

-rep two major food groups are sperm and penicillin

-rep loves pre teen Italian boys

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no your wiener is very small and my brain is vERRRY BIG you have all of it wrong

You know what you fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser, I'm tired of your ♥♥♥♥. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha.

No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ response to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling ♥♥♥♥♥♥ contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.

jeff

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pooping done, yeah, YOU SUCK

Hey when does your mustang get out of the shop? will it be ready in time for you to come back from iraq?

Don't forget to leave 30 minutes early for football practice or else you'll have to suck coachs ♥♥♥♥ again, or was that your plan the whole time?

How's your transition coming? you should stop repressing

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