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Maullas 16 Aug, 2024 @ 7:07pm 
So ever since I was about 5, it's been custom for me and Dad to have no-clothes time almost every Thursday night when Mom isn't home. Dad says not to tell Mom because it's our private time, but I've always kinda wanted to tell everyone about all the things Dad does to me, so I came to the internet because no one knows me here. It just makes me feel so good! I look forward to it all week, since at school, the kids make fun of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards and my favorite Angry Birds t-shirt I got from Wal-Mart about a year ago, so it's nice when Dad fingerbutts me, or so we call it. Some nights he sticks the jizzrod (Weewee) up my butt, and it's only been recently where he's let me give it a go. One time I got white stuff all over the sheets, and Dad spanked me and made me lick it up. The stuff actually tastes pretty good, and sometimes I pour some in my butt because it makes me feel good, but that's all I should say for now. I wouldn't want this spreading everywhere, Daddy might spank me!
Libidinous Amina 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:00am 
Glen 🥗 Quagmire: 📀 Who 🐳 wants 💃 to ⚡ play 🥒 drink 🚘 the 📕 beer? 💙 Peter: 👳 Right 👽 here. 🍖 [drinks 🌳 beer] 🐝 Peter: 🎫 What 💗 do 🚙 I 👃 win? 🏓 Glen 🍧 Quagmire: 🎄 Another 🏀 beer. 🐟 Peter: 💛 I'm 🎍 going 🚗 for 🍇 the 🥞 high 🌋 score. 🍆 Glen 🌽 Quagmire: ⛳ Actually, 🚘 Charlie's 😺 got 🥗 the 🎈 high 🎍 score. 👾 Charlie: 🐠 Hey 🚕 man, 🐊 your 💎 clock 📒 won't 🌂 flush.
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Maullas 20 May, 2017 @ 6:55pm 
Are you the same "Hank" from the warlizard gaming forum?
North America Super Player 25 Dec, 2016 @ 2:50am 
Vdoos? Rember me from hellzone? Rp old times
Golden guy (♥♥♥♥) 4 Jun, 2016 @ 1:08am 
this guys mouth could eat a ♥♥♥♥♥ dry
SUS ☆PlainBread 29 Sep, 2015 @ 12:17pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
Maullas 2 Aug, 2014 @ 11:13am 
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THE LAST MESSIAH 29 Jul, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
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Dasty Dubstep 22 Jun, 2014 @ 12:31pm 
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SexyGoose 21 Jun, 2014 @ 2:09pm 
lol
Maullas 15 Jan, 2014 @ 5:51pm 
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The Lobster 29 Dec, 2013 @ 12:25am 
You are really in Starbound a lot.
Samorai 25 Nov, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
You removed me Hank D: why I still owe you the rp cash why would you remove me bro :(
Maullas 12 Sep, 2013 @ 1:47am 
Remember this game Hank? http://i.imgur.com/5U0ttdw.jpg
CrAzY*DoG 12 Aug, 2013 @ 8:37pm 
Soz I think I deleted u when I am clearing my friend list :csgohelmet: Soz lol Blingo
Dasty Dubstep 12 Apr, 2013 @ 2:23pm 
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dasty Dubstep 22 Mar, 2013 @ 1:09pm 
You are never on.
Maullas 17 Dec, 2012 @ 11:49pm 
Kevin 26 Aug, 2012 @ 5:43pm 
Dasty Dubstep 22 Aug, 2012 @ 4:13pm 
JEW!!!!
Atima427 21 Jul, 2012 @ 3:57pm 
what
Kevin 31 Mar, 2012 @ 2:38pm 
stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life
Dasty Dubstep 28 Mar, 2012 @ 6:31pm 
If a man jumped on you and put a pillow over your head and then proceeded to stuff walnuts in your mouth while screaming "EAT THOSE NUTS, BABY!", what would you do?
-xX0syrusXx-Qq{TSG}=Mr.XXStealth 25 Feb, 2012 @ 10:37am 
wAzZAP DoOD!!! :D
Dasty Dubstep 14 Jan, 2012 @ 11:04am 
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Dsyilexc 14 Jan, 2012 @ 10:19am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥
Blongo 28 Nov, 2011 @ 3:35pm 
stop posting ♥♥♥♥♥ on my profile
Blongo 14 Aug, 2011 @ 4:49pm 
its are you mad bro
Kanye Best 14 Aug, 2011 @ 4:48pm 
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Goon Gunner 11 Jul, 2011 @ 3:05pm 
hmm 156 games huh spoiled..
Kevin 28 Jun, 2011 @ 8:59am 
are you drunk?
Kevin 24 Jun, 2011 @ 12:48pm 
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Kevin 24 Jun, 2011 @ 12:25pm 
was up
♥♥♥♥ off 10 May, 2011 @ 8:42am 
i spend my money on more inportant ♥♥♥♥ lolololololol
Maullas 6 May, 2011 @ 7:27am 
He's trying to beat me in # of games owned on steam. Hank is a worthy opponent, but is no match for my 341 games! Hahahahaha!
♥♥♥♥ off 2 Mar, 2011 @ 7:50pm 
I don't think you have enough games
MISTER. q 1 Feb, 2011 @ 1:49pm 
u can haz crack now
MISTER. q 1 Feb, 2011 @ 1:49pm 
YO ♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ off 12 Dec, 2010 @ 8:50pm 
lol at you in that picture
Blongo 4 Dec, 2010 @ 6:53pm 
you dont tell me what i cant have cracker
Dsyilexc 1 Nov, 2010 @ 7:05pm 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI
Malkavian American 22 Oct, 2010 @ 9:02pm 
do i need an extra acount 2 play global agenda
The Japester 19 Oct, 2010 @ 1:48pm 
Hey. :D
Dsyilexc 16 Oct, 2010 @ 7:28pm 
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……………l……………….. .l
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
Dsyilexc 18 Sep, 2010 @ 8:21am 
PIMPLE LIEK THE MEN
ฬ๏๏קเt@No Sound 9 Sep, 2010 @ 7:50am 
do any of u guys nows wen pimple is back online i have a qustion for him?
Blongo 29 Jul, 2010 @ 1:31pm 
im getting one more game dont yall guys worry